ZT---男人很难取悦!!

Men Are Hard To Pleased
   男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
   男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
   如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
   对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
   如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
   如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
   如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
   如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
   如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
   如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
   如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
   如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
   如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
   如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
   如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
   如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
   如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
   如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
   如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
   如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
   如果他吸烟，他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
   如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
   如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
   如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!!
   如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
The  moral of the story  is.......
以上的故事告诉我们：

Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！