我收到这样一封拒信(bbs.tongji.net)
Poor little Guy:
We appreciate your courage of applying for this job, and guess what, you
are ranked third among all the interviewees, which means you're alreadly much
more capable than most of the applicants. But unfortunately we're only planni
ng to recruit two guys this year.
Honey, don't cry, you are still great! We are gonna check out if there a
re more openings available for you in the near future. Like, if one of our emp
loyees dies because of miocardial infarction, we will inform you as soon as po
ssible, and you are the one to take his position. If you don't hear from us by
the end of 2008, you may have to look for other jobs. Man, we've done eveythi
ng we could.
God bless you son. |