The 8's

What is the difference between "girls"
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
如果过了明天 我连你都忘记了 也请你握紧我的手 陪我继续走下去
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Originally posted by 晒月亮的拖鞋 at 2005-10-10 08:24 PM:
At 78 - You wake up,write these story !!

千万不要吓我。。。
冬冤家,我有心将你打,却一个心儿怕;要不打,只恨你这冤家羞人煞;罢罢罢,低眉红了脸儿帕,嫁了吧!

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维亚切斯拉夫·米哈伊洛维奇·莫洛托夫是个好同志,他拒绝与受迫害的妻子离婚。

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At 88 You lie in bed, and your whole life is a story.
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冬冤家,我有心将你打,却一个心儿怕;要不打,只恨你这冤家羞人煞;罢罢罢,低眉红了脸儿帕,嫁了吧!

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火星了

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