Slim Shady

Guess who\'s back,
back again,
shady\'s back,
tell a friend,
Guess who\'s back,
Guess who\'s back,
Guess who\'s back,
Guess who\'s back....
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EMINEM LYRICS

Just Lose It


[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds]
Ok..
Guess who\'s back?
Back again
Shady\'s back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who\'s back with a brand new rap?
And I don\'t mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa\'s got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That\'s not a stab at Michael
That\'s just a metaphor, I\'m just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it\'s cool if you let one go
Nobody\'s gonna know, who\'d hear it?
Give a little \"poot poot\", it\'s OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]
Now I\'m gonna make you dance
It\'s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you\'re my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 2]
It\'s Friday and it\'s my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday\'s just a holiday
Crusin\' on the freeway
Feelin\' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin\' my hair blow
I dunno where I\'m goin\'
All I know is when I get there
Someone\'s gonna \"touch my body\"

Excuse me miss, I don\'t mean to sound like a jerk
But I\'m feelin\' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what\'s your name girl?
What\'s your sign?
[Dr Dre] \"Man, you must be up out your mind\"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
I\'m just tryna unwind now I\'m

[Chorus]
Now I\'m gonna make you dance
It\'s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you\'re my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Verse 3]
It\'s Tuesday and I\'m locked up
I\'m in jail and I don\'t know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I\'m sorry, I don\'t remember
All I know is this much
I\'m not guilty
They said, \"Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin\' at an old lady \'touch my body!\'\"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it\'s 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it\'s B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I\'m a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don\'t have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella\'s (WHAT?!) Fella\'s (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I\'m callin\' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It\'s your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin\' it\'s the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It\'s so appeasin\'

[Chorus]
Now I\'m gonna make you dance
It\'s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you\'re my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)

[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

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Without Me


Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
scratches

Guess who\'s back
Back again
Shady\'s back
Tell a friend
Guess who\'s back, guess who\'s back, guess who\'s back, guess who\'s back
guess who\'s back, guess who\'s back, guess who\'s back.. {Eminem hums}

[Verse 1 Eminem]
I\'ve created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I\'m chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I\'ll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka to jump start my heart quicker
than the shocks when I get shocked at the hospital
when the doctor when I\'m not co-operating
When I\'m rockin the table while he\'s operating   
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I\'m back, I\'m on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband\'s heart problem\'s complicating
So the FCC won\'t let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit\'s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, Fuck You Debbie!

Chorus
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hallions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
\'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass   
And it\'s a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you can see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me
Well I\'m back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I\'m gonna
enter in, under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I\'m interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kid\'s ears a nest egg
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here\'s my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent You sent for me

Chorus
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who\'s talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old boy fag, blow me
You don\'t know me, you\'re too old, let go
It\'s over, nobody listens to techno
Now let\'s go, just gimme the signal
I\'ll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I\'m dis-gus-ting
But it\'s just me, I\'m just obscene
And though I\'m not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
Here\'s a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It\'ll be so empty, without me

Chorus
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Kids!

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