一个前台小姐的8级英语【搞笑】

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的前台小姐:“hello.”

老外:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

老外:“can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

老外:“can anybody else speak english?”

前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

老外:“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
回忆是一种瘾,而感伤是一种永远无法治疗的病 ~~~~