双语版基础性教育-转贴

早起的鸟

人之初 : At the beginning of life.

性本善 : Sex is good.

性相近 : Basically, all the sex are the same.

習相遠 : But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 : If you do not practice all the time.

性乃遷 : Sex will leave you..

教之道 : The way of learning it

貴以專 : is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

擇鄰處 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學 : If you don't study hard,

斷機杼 : your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 : Dou, the Famous

有義方 : owned a very effective excitiing medicine

教五子 : All his five sons took it

名俱揚 : and their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教 : If your children don't know how to do it,

父之過 : It's all your fault.

教不嚴 : If they had lots of problems with it,

師之惰 : their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學 : You may refuse to study this

非所宜 : but that is a real mistake

幼不學 : If you don't learn it in childhood,

老何學 : you will lose your ability when aged.

玉不琢 : If you don't exercise your dick,

不成器 : It won't become hard and strong.

人不學 : If you don't learn sex,

不知義 : you can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

xushu

时代不同了, 咋理解都一样.

yunyun

原帖由 早起的鸟 于 2007-4-25 19:52 发表
人之初 : At the beginning of life.

性本善 : Sex is good.

性相近 : Basically, all the sex are the same.

習相遠 : But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 : If you do not practic ...

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