中国式英语

1. we two who and who ?------------------------------------咱俩谁跟谁阿

2. how are you ? how old are you?-----------------------------------------怎么是你,怎么老是你?

3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you--------------------------------------你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你

4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! -----------------你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! -----------------有事起奏,无事退朝

6. you me you me -----------------彼此彼此

7. You Give Me Stop!! -----------------你给我站住!


8. know is know noknow is noknow -------------------------知之为知之,不知为不知 …


9. WATCH SISTER ----------------------------- 表妹



10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! ------------------------------------龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!


11. American Chinese not enough ------------------------美中不足


12. one car come one car go ,two car PengPeng, people die ------------------------------------------车祸现场描述


13. heart flower angry open------------------------------------------心花怒放


14. go past no mistake past-------------------------------------- 走过路过,不要错过


15. 小明: I am sorry!

  老外: I am sorry too!
  
   小明: I am sorry three!
  
   老外: What are you sorry for?
  
   小明: I am sorry five!
  

16. If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ---------------------------------------要钱没有,要命一条
  
17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. -------------------------------我叫李老大,今年 25 。
  
18. you have two down son ----------------------------------你有两下子。
  
19. as far as you go to die --------------------------有多远,死多远!! ! !
  
20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ---------------------------------------给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
21.you ask me,me ask who?你问我,我问谁?

静坐常思己过,闲谈莫论人非。
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原帖由 康师傅 于 2006-6-6 22:55 发表
静坐常思己过,闲谈莫论人非

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你的签名很好 !


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静坐常思己过,闲谈莫论人非

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你的签名很好 !

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11. American Chinese not enough ------------------------美中不足:han.gif:han.gif:han.gif
君子小人,总在一念思量

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we two who and who 这个应该是咱俩谁和谁

静坐常思己过,闲谈莫论人非。

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哈哈哈哈

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we two who follow who-咱俩谁跟谁啊lol.gif
君子小人,总在一念思量

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