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2 married women go to the horse race on sundays.

They decide to bet One says "We have no clue, what number should we bet?"
The other one says "what is your bra size?"
"L5, why"
" Ok mine is X4, so let's bet on 54 as combination of the numbers"
So they bet all money on 54 .... and really 54 wins.
So they go and tell their husbands with all money in their pockets
how they won
Next sunday the 2 husbands go to the horse race as well. They
remember the logic of their wives and so askes "We also have no clue how to bet, what number to pick

"No problem" says the first

"How many times can you make love to your wife a night ???"
" 4 times easily:"
" okay, I can 3 times"
So they bet all their money on 43 ... and loose, as the winner is 11.
" Damn, we should have been honest

winchen

不求数量，只求质量~

shishi

呵呵

busa

三零二儿三零二儿！  双安人大海淀黄庄儿中关村了啊！
小姐您去哪儿？来来上车有大座儿！
别急！下站就有人下！

胖胖鸭

原帖由 Ruiwen 于 2006-5-30 00:53 发表

啊？人大难道不根中关村挨着吗？

好像还得坐2站吧
我每回上中关村都在人大倒车

Ruiwen

原帖由 kill_zoe 于 2006-5-30 00:27 发表
嘿嘿,那要是老婆也按照老公的逻辑,我估计最后WIN的数字就是00了

莫非。。。已经是两位数了？:han.gif弓虽

ps，隔了这么长时间，这个帖子另k_z依然不能忘怀，可见一斑～～:D

[ 本帖最后由 Ruiwen 于 2006-5-30 00:56 编辑 ]

Ruiwen

原帖由 胖胖鸭 于 2006-5-23 23:52 发表


不用那么远，人大门口就行

啊？人大难道不根中关村挨着吗？

kill_zoe

嘿嘿,那要是老婆也按照老公的逻辑,我估计最后WIN的数字就是00了

先薇之风

咣当~~~最近怎么了，都是这种话题。。。。。

chinesehejing

原帖由 胖胖鸭 于 2006-5-23 23:47 发表


光傻乐，一看就是不懂装懂
跟我们这些英语好的怎么比啊~ lol.gif

PS: 俺可有4级证 :girl.gif

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