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有的驴生来是为了拉磨的,有的牛生来是为了耕田的,而有的虾,生来是为了扯蛋的。
Ceramic is like a box of chocolate.You never know when it's gonna break. |
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对一个MM说:我想和你一起睡觉-------这是流氓。 但是,如果说的是:我想和你一起起床-------你就是徐志摩……
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相思病,相思病,相思的人真他妈的有病。 |
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Unfortunately, its simplicity is also its weakness since it is frequently too simple to represent realistic problems.
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冬冤家,我有心将你打,却一个心儿怕;要不打,只恨你这冤家羞人煞;罢罢罢,低眉红了脸儿帕,嫁了吧!
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相思病,相思病,相思的人真他妈的有病。 |
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