十大经典搞笑误会

1.护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说:“小心肝!”病人微笑道:“小宝贝。”

  2.有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上,于是赶紧对那男人说:先生,你烟掉了!男人大怒:你才阉掉了!

  3.某男入厕便秘,忽见一人飞奔而入,顷刻风雨交加。“哥们儿,真羡慕你呀,那么快。”“羡慕啥,还没脱裤子呢”

  4.某公司招聘,下一位该面试的女孩的英文名是“spring”。秘书欲藉机卖弄一下自己的英语水平,喊道:“hi!那个叫“春”的,轮到你了!”

  5.公交车上,站着的孕妇对身旁坐着的陌生男子说:你不知道我怀孕了吗?只见男子很紧张的样子道:可孩子不是我的呀!

  6.民:军中有军妓吗?

  军:有呀,没有军纪怎么行!

  民:真的!要付钱吗?

  军:这还要什么钱呀,我们的军纪都是统一由上面传下来的。

  7.女秘书:“老板,你太太来电话,她说要在电话里吻你。”

  老板:“你先替我收一下,一会过来交给我。”

  8.王太太怀了四胞胎,并到处向街坊邻居炫耀,说怀四胞胎很不容易,平均要六万次才会发生一例。李太太很惊异:那你还有空做家务吗?

  9.孩子正考虑有关“遗传与环境”的问题。母亲插话道:“这个问题很简单嘛,大家都知道如果孩子像父亲,那就是遗传;像邻居,那就是环境。”

  10.小泉纯一郎参观农场,记者照了一张他在猪圈和猪一起的照片。次日见报,旁边有附言:左起第三位为小泉纯一郎先生。

——无名侠客敬上

护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说:“小心肝!”病人微笑道:“小宝贝。”

——这个老搞笑了……我还真在现实生活中在医院看别人发生过……
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大家都知道如果孩子像父亲,那就是遗传;像邻居,那就是环境。”

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"the past decade has witnessed the proportion of china's trade volume in the world's total rise from 4.3 percent to 10.4 percent," said chong quan, deputy representative for china's international trade talks and former assistant to the minister of commerce, at a press conference on wednesday.
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