joke zz Warning for wives

Guo

Warning for wives: throw away all the clothes
> that have become too small for you!
>
>
> The wife comes home early  & finds her husband
> in their bedroom having sex with a  young woman!
>
> "You pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this
> to me, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
> house, I want a  divorce!"
>
> The husband, replies "Wait,  Wait a minute!
> Before you leave, at least listen to what  happened"
>
> "Hummmmm, I don't know, well  it'll be the last thing I will
> hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful  pig you"
>
> The husband begins to tell  his story . . . "While driving home this young
> lady asks for a ride. I saw her  so defenceless that I went ahead and
allowed
> her in my car. I noticed that she  was very thin, not well dressed and
very
> dirty. She mentioned that she hadn't  eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion, I
> brought her home and warmed up the  enchiladas that I made for you last
night
> that you wouldn't eat because you're  afraid you'll gain weight; the poor
> thing, practically devours  them.
>
> Since she was very  dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was
> showering, I noticed her  clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
her clothes
> away. Since she  needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you've
had
> for a few years,  that you can no longer wear because they're too tight on
> you, I also gave her  the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and
you
> don't wear because I  don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that
my
> sister gave you for  Christmas that you won't wear just to bother my
sister and I
> also gave her the  boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
you
> never wore again  after you saw your co-worker wearing the same  pair."
>
> The husband continues his  story . . . . .
>
> "The young woman was very  grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When
> we got to the door she  turned around and with tears coming out of her
eyes,
> she asks me:
> "Sir, do  you have anything else that your wife doesn't  use?"
>

[ Last edited by Guo on 2005-12-8 at 01:06 ]