NO FIREWALL

黄药师

NO FIREWALL


Little Johnny: Daddy, how was I born?

Dad: Son, I guess one day you will find out anyway.

Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. I set up a date with her via e-mail, and we met at a cyber-cafe. There we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used

a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later

a blessed little pop-up appeared and said, "You've got male!"