世上最强的中国式英文 狂笑不止

  1.we two who and who?
   咱俩谁跟谁阿
  
   2.how are you ? how old are you?
   怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  
   3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
   4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  
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   ミ^ō^ミ灬)~

众里寻他千百度,暮然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处~~
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝
  6.you me you me
   彼此彼此
  
  7.You Give Me Stop!!
   你给我站住!
  8.know is know noknow is noknow
   知之为知之,不知为不知…
   9.WATCH SISTER
   表妹
   10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
   11.American Chinese not enough
  美中不足
  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
   车祸现场描述
  13.heart flower angry open
  心花怒放
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   ミ^ō^ミ灬)~

众里寻他千百度,暮然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处~~
米女来啦,冲啊~

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  14.go past no mistake past
   走过路过,不要错过
   15.小明:I am sorry!
   老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three!
   老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
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   ミ^ō^ミ灬)~

众里寻他千百度,暮然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处~~
米女来啦,冲啊~

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  16.If you want money,I have no;
  if you want life,I have one!
   要钱没有,要命一条
  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年25。
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   ミ^ō^ミ灬)~

众里寻他千百度,暮然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处~~
米女来啦,冲啊~

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呵呵!!!!果然是狂笑!!!~~~

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  18.you have two down son。
  你有两下子。
   19.as far as you go to die
  有多远,死多远!!!!
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   ミ^ō^ミ灬)~

众里寻他千百度,暮然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处~~
米女来啦,冲啊~

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  20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
   给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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   ミ^ō^ミ灬)~

众里寻他千百度,暮然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处~~
米女来啦,冲啊~

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有一点不明白   楼主干吗不一个帖子发完它?

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我转贴的就是多个帖子
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   ミ^ō^ミ灬)~

众里寻他千百度,暮然回首,那人却在灯火阑珊处~~
米女来啦,冲啊~

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不行了。。。
土星来的小赤佬

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