[分享]一个前台小姐的超强暴笑英语

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“Hello.”

老外:“Hi.”

前台小姐:“You have what thing?”

老外:“Can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”

老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”

前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”


老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come

顶哦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

支持无限~~~~~~~~~~~~~rose.gifgift.gifgirl.gif14.gif

 射手座的人喜欢打游击,各各论坛都会留下他们灌水的足迹,不会对哪个论坛太过留恋,新鲜感过了就消失一段时间,不过哪天说不定又会冒出来了。

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