宋祖德:陈逸飞被性欲旺盛的妻子在床上搞死? z

  《理发师》这两天就要上映了,陈逸飞的最后一任老婆宋美英频频接受媒体的采访,说陈逸飞是给气死的。而在此之前,舆论普遍说陈逸飞是累死的。
  
  陈逸飞到底是怎么死的?祖德今天要告诉大家真相——他是被人谋杀的,而凶手就是宋美英!
  
  第一次在新闻中看到宋美英,就感到一股寒气迎面而来。直觉告诉我,这个女人不是善类!为此祖德专门请了一个面相学大师研究她的面相,大师的结论果然不出祖德所料——她的长相不但克夫,而且眉间杀气很重,绝对是个认钱不认人、水性杨花而且性欲旺盛的女人。几样线索联系起来,祖德心里便产生了疑问:陈逸飞真的是因为工作过于劳累而死吗?
  
  现代人生活优越,尤其是像陈逸飞那样的海派男人,平时绝对非常注重保养。他死的时候正当盛年,一点工作根本就不可能致他于死地——你见到过张艺谋或陈凯歌因为工作辛劳而猝死吗?他们连晕都没有晕倒过!所以事情太蹊跷了!
  
  可是连医生都说,陈逸飞是因为过度劳累而死的。那么,他究竟干了些什么,让他过度劳累呢?除了《理发师》这部电影,所有人都忽略了这样一个因素——房事!
  
  从陈逸飞尸骨未寒就忙着争夺遗产的行径看来,宋美英这个女人绝对对陈逸飞没有什么深厚的感情。很显然,这个年轻而风骚的女人并不满足于“陈逸飞夫人”这样的虚名,她嫁给陈逸飞就是为了钱!可是陈逸飞一天不死,她就一天得不到巨额财产!于是,她就天天缠着陈逸飞共赴巫山,拼命把他往死里折腾!可怜陈逸飞这把老骨头,怎么经得起宋美英这个如狼似虎的女人折腾呢?于是,一朝“春水”流尽,陈逸飞的阳寿也就到头了!
  
  用房事来谋杀,绝对是一种最安全的谋杀方式。宋美英,你太聪明,可也太狠毒了!
  
  祖德很同情陈逸飞的大儿子。他真的很厚道,主动提出把父亲的财产跟继母平分。可是宋美英的贪心怎么能那么容易满足!她立即告上法庭,要求把陈逸飞的绝大部分财产都归于自己名下!
  
  为了在社会上营造自己“受害者”的形象,她又假惺惺地找枪手写什么《逸飞视界》。且不说男人一死就出书,这招也实在用得太烂了,就说她一边打着官司一边还假装泪水涟涟的假模假样,也不会有人相信她出书是真心缅怀死去的老公。
  
  祖德敢打包票,宋美英的背后肯定还藏着一个小白脸,说不定就藏在美国,正等着宋美英拿着大包钞票去跟他回合,从此过上“性福快乐的生活”!
  
  法官啊,请你不要让宋美英得逞!
  
  祖德最后还要奉劝所有有才华有财产的男人,娶老婆的时候要把眼睛擦亮一点,要量力而行,别一不当心就娶个蜘蛛精啊白骨精啊的回家,要不然就会落得陈逸飞这样的下场——精尽人亡

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艺术家的妻子大多绛紫

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不过宋祖德这个人迟早被人把舌头割了
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原帖由 STROM 于 2006-4-18 07:44 发表
不过宋祖德这个人迟早被人把舌头割了

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原帖由 STROM 于 2006-4-18 07:44 发表
不过宋祖德这个人迟早被人把舌头割了

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原帖由 童彤 于 2006-4-18 07:34 发表
艺术家的妻子大多绛紫

艺术家的老公也大多绛紫
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原帖由 tobornottob 于 2006-4-18 13:20 发表
好黄的贴~



没看出来什么地方黄:fear.gif  觉得很乏味。
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