中国式英语!

01.we two who and who? 
  咱俩谁跟谁阿 
   
02.how are you ? how old are you? 
  怎么是你,怎么老是你? 
   
03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 
  不鸟我,我也不鸟你 
  
04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 
  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 
05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 
  有事起奏,无事退朝 
   
06.you me you me 
  彼此彼此 
   
07.You Give Me Stop!! 
  你给我站住! 
   
08.know is know noknow is noknow 
  知之为知之,不知为不知... 
   
09.WATCH SISTER 
  表妹 
   
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 
11.American Chinese not enough 
  美中不足 
  
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 
  车祸现场描述 
   
13.heart flower angry open 
  心花怒放 
14.go past no mistake past 
  走过路过,不要错过 
15.小明:I am sorry! 
  老外:I am sorry too! 
  小明:I am sorry three! 
  老外:What are you sorry for? 
  小明:I am sorry five! 
16.If you want money,I have no; 
  if you want life,I have one! 
  要钱没有,要命一条 
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 
  我叫李老大,今年25。 
18.you have two down son。 
  你有两下子。 
19.as far as you go to die 
  有多远,死多远!!!! 
20.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 
21. no three no four 
  不三不四 
22. seven up eight down 
  七上八下
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