- 积分
- 170
- 威望
- 40
- 金钱
- 0
- 阅读权限
- 1
- 在线时间
- 14 小时
|
这个是针对美国人的,谁来编一个针对德国人的?
Q&A of China--zz
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeys
are our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world
?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and
Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because my parents don't fuck with everybody.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in. |
|
发表于 2006-6-26 22:48
| 
