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During the Spring and Autumn period,Zhi Bo of the Spring and Autumn period,Zhi Bo of the State of Jin destroyed Fan's family.Taking advantage of this occasion,a man went to Fan's house and tried to steal something.As soon as the man entered the gate,he saw that there hung a big bell in the courtyard.The bell was cast in high-quality bronza,and was beautiful in design and shape.The theif was very glad,and decided to carry this beautiful bell back home.But no matter how hard he tried,he could not move the bell,because the bell was both big and heavy.He thought and thought again,and believed there was only one way to solve the problem.He had to break the bell to pieces before he was able to carry them back to his home separately.

  The thief found a big iron hammer,with which he struck the bell with all his might.The striking produced an enormous crashing sound,which might.The striking produced an enormous crashing sound,which made the thief terribly frightened.The thief got flurried,thinking that it was too bad to have produced the crashiing sound which would himself on the bell,trying to muffle the crashing sound with his arms.But how could the crashing sound of the bell be muffled?The crashing sound still kept drifting melodiously to distant places.The more he listened to the sound,the more frightened hw became.He xubconsciously shrank back,and covered his ears hard with his hands."Hey,the sound becomes fainter,inaudible,"the thief became cheerful at once," wonderful!The sound of the bell can not be heard when the ears are covered."He immediately got some odd bits of cloth,made two rolls with them,and had his ears plugged with the two cloth rolls.He thought that in this way nobody could hear the sound of the bell.Feeling relieved,he began striking the bell,one blow after another.The resounding sound of the bell was heard at distant places,and finally people caught the thief by gracing the sound.

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Originally posted by 方舟 at 2004-10-28 01:40 PM:
这种帖子算是带有攻击性的吧，斑竹是不是应该管一管！

有带攻击性吗。倒是一些人一直在那里掩耳盗铃rolleyes.g

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做上海女人也快有23年的历程了。从小学到高中，身边接触的也都是一样的上海女生，直到大学接触到了外地女生，有了比较后，这才发觉上海女人，或者更确切地说是上海80年代后生的年轻女人“陋习”还真是不少，这首要一条么，就是：“言不由衷”。

　　具体说，就是上海年轻女人说的和想的不怎么的一样。记得刚进大学那会儿，一遇考试，上海女生总是人还未进考场，叹息哀怨声已接踵而至。一考完试，上海女生又总是清一色的皱眉，清一色的“呜呼哀哉”地喊个不停，或者索性破口大骂老师的缺德。惹得身边的外地女生惊异不已，不至于吧……。末了，成绩一出，上海女生鲜有如前述者之惨状，几乎还都考得不赖。外地女生又诧异了：难道是自己高估了还是她们要求过高？几来几往，外地女生得出的唯一结论就是：言不由衷，放烟雾弹呢！事实往往是叫得越响的上海女生其实考得越好。

　　要说大学生涯中一个重要的组成部分——谈恋爱，上海女生也是出奇的言不由衷。同样是情人节，同样是对男友一句：“不必买花了，那个费钱。实在要表示的话还不如出去吃一顿。”通常的结果是：外地女生吃完饭逛完街高高兴兴地回来了；上海女生则是双眉紧锁，一脸的不悦：“叫他不买花你看他就真不买了，一顿饭就想打发人啊？今天可是情人节，天下哪有他这么笨的男人啊？以后跟他不完了？”其实，上海女生谈恋爱时越说不想要的东西事实上心里越是盼得要命。只可怜许多男生不明个中原由，就“出师未捷身先死，长使英雄泪满襟”了。

　　举了这两个典型例子，无非是想说虽然这是个竞争的年代，但毕竟真实的人生会比此类“言不由衷”要惬意得多。的确，真实坦诚不仅会为你赢得更多知心朋友，也会为你本身增色不少。我就从中受益非浅呢。

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一，公交车遇袭

　　某日乘公交车，因车子突然停住，所以起来时不小心碰了一下一位坐着的上海小姐，很漂亮也很会打扮的那种。接下来发生的事情打死我也想象不出来，我顺口说了声“对不起”，那个上海女孩儿突然抬起双手，猛地把我一推，嘴里还骂“侬有毛病啊”。力气好大，我差点被她推倒。

　　二，钱包和爱情

　　跟公司里一个上海女孩儿熟了，有时就无话不讲。一次吃饭时我说看中她的一个朋友（穿衣很讲究的那种、人很漂亮）。她白了我一眼“歇歇吧，你也想追人家？也不掂量掂量自己的皮夹子有多厚，装的是人民币还是美金”。一语击中要害，我默然。

　　三，购衣一月超千元

　　一个刚进公司的上海女孩儿，工资在一千五百元左右。我问她一个月花多少钱买衣服，她说不一定，平均一千多元一个月。我惊得下巴差点掉下来，问她怎么用三五百元钱生存，她笑我说，三五百元能干吗，还不是靠父母。后来听别人讲，她的男朋友经常带她出去花销。

　　四，业余爱好

　　有段时间因工作经常跑音乐学院，本以为学音乐的女孩儿一定爱好广泛、趣味高雅，没想到吃中饭是随便一调查，排头三位的业余爱好是：吃零食、睡懒觉、逛大街。

　　五，节目主持人

　　有个挺闹的电台音乐频道，里面的“节目主持人”是个很典型的上海女孩儿（品味、兴趣等）。有次她跟“特邀嘉宾”谈到“弩”，“特邀嘉宾”（另一个上海女孩儿）问，什么是“弩”，“节目主持人”说，“弩”是秦朝人用的一种很长的箭。我不巧正喝了口水，给我一口喷到地上。

　　六， 吃什么呢

　　一次请一个上海女孩儿吃晚饭。我还没讲呢，她就开始谈条件：最近老吃火锅，我勿要去吃火锅；不许用麦当劳打发我哦；西餐吃不惯；湖南、四川菜太辣，我要美容、不要脸上长豆豆；广东餐厅吵死人了，要去侬自己去；上海本帮菜算什么拉，还不如回家吃爷娘烧的；香辣蟹？侬不长脑子啊，我讲过不能吃辣的；新疆菜，嘻嘻，没听讲过，卫生不啦？会不会吃出毛病啊？（又被否决！）。。。

　　“你到底要怎么样？！！！”我问道。

　　“我想勿出要去吃啥，侬帮我想呀 ---- 快想呀！！！”

　　七，讲英语的中国人？

　　上海有英文的电视台。一次参加聚会，有好些老外，英文电视台的记者采访，是个上海女孩儿（她跟摄像记者讲上海话）。走到我面前，用英文吉利古如问了一通问题，我的英文还行，不过要拍电视，搞得有点紧张，于是问她用中文回答行不行“MAY I SPEAK MANDARIN？”没想到她用很蔑视的眼光白了我一眼，掉头就走了。

　　后来电视里采访的是我的一个老外朋友，用中文回答的问题，电视台再帮他翻成英文的。

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Originally posted by 诚实可靠小郎君~ at 2004-10-28 02:27 PM:
在网上找些对上海人的负面评价，这就是你所谓的客观？

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