笑话

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……

(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。

Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)


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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。

Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)


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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。\r

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)



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Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Legislator.
台灣小姐：台灣的男性器官像立法委員.

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Taiwan: Doing nothing but using an ugly mouth.
台灣小姐：光說不練, 靠一髒嘴。


(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)





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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but& nbsp;actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)


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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。

Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.

Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？

Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐：短小精幹, 但卻可以幹到九十歲。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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