世界第一的笑话

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the starts and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."

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其实一同当选的还有另一个
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and callls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"

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学校里有个捉迷藏社团  社长到现在都还没找到
[img]http://www.zhouxun.tv/bbs/attachments/forumid_36/x+DJ3zA5LjU=_KtW6DTZdykQ7.jpg[/img]

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一个关于牛排的故事:

一天,一块三分熟的牛排在街上走着,突然他在前方看到一块五分熟的牛排,可却没有理会他

问:他们为什么没打招呼?

答:因为他们不熟.
[img]http://www.zhouxun.tv/bbs/attachments/forumid_36/x+DJ3zA5LjU=_KtW6DTZdykQ7.jpg[/img]

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Originally posted by garfiel at 2005-8-4 21:40:
姐姐哪里挖出的这么多的冰块?寒~~~`


刚从冰箱里翻出来的~~~:

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一位自助旅行的年輕人, 走到鄉間的農場時突然有股性衝動產生。

他心想:「只要有個洞能讓我發洩一下就好了!」忽見不遠處有條母 牛,心想:「只好將就一下了!」

當他慢慢接近母牛時,一條公牛看出他的意圖, 急忙衝過去,擋在他 和母牛之間,
這下子年輕人急了,不知如何是好時,一位身材火辣的妙齡女郎開著一部拉風的跑車來到,正巧車子拋錨了, 女郎向年輕人求救:「只要你能幫我修好車, 任何事我都答應你。」心急的年輕人一聽, 二話不說,馬上替她修好了車子, 女郎看看猴急的年輕人開口說:「你是不是要我 . . . . . .」

年輕人說:「對對對, 妳能不能幫我把那頭公牛引開啊?」

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问: 世界上最最黑暗的动漫人物是谁?

答: 机器猫

为什么: 因为他伸手不见五指

问: 世界上最富有同情心的动漫人物是谁?

答: 还是机器猫

为什么: 因为他总是向人伸出 圆手 !
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一个漂亮的女记者到一个落后的山村采访一位老大爷,问:你有过什么高兴的事么?答:有啊,有一次老王家的驴丢了,我们找啊找,终于找到了,然后我们几个轮着上,可爽了.女记者接着问:有最高兴的事么?答:有啊,那一次,二牛的新媳妇丢了,我们在一个山洞里找到了,哥几个轮着上,爽啊! 女记者有点尴尬,连忙转移话题:那么悲惨的事有么?大爷顿时浑身发颤,含着泪水慢慢说道:那一年,我丢了......
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星座系列~~~(寒,连这都有~~)

白羊座
>妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊:“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千;不然,会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦
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>!”
>有一天,羊羊高兴地对妈妈说:“今天我和小明比赛荡秋千,我赢了!”
>妈妈生气地说:“不是告诉过你吗?穿裙子时不要荡秋千!”
>羊羊骄傲地说:“可是我好聪明哦!我把里面的小内裤脱掉了,这样他就看不到我的小
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>内裤了!”

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