Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 12:03 AM:
这样不流血也不感到痛，不信试试bushuo.gif
Originally posted by STROM at 2005-7-5 10:43 PM:
大和小的标准是什么?
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-5 04:44 PM:
５０厘米长，直径２０厘米以下的，叫小．
以上的，叫大．
Originally posted by STROM at 2005-7-5 10:45 PM:
我日,直径20厘米?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by 桃之夭夭 at 2005-7-5 16:49:
小就小吧，人好就成。。。。。。忍了。
Originally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-5 03:52 PM:
婚外情的根源之一...
Originally posted by 爱我的人还没睡 at 2005-7-5 10:52 PM:
这样的讨论本身就很恶劣.不知道发起人有没有长大脑
Originally posted by 桃之夭夭 at 2005-7-5 16:54:
没结婚，不知道。:D
Originally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-5 03:57 PM:
事实婚姻也算...
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-5 03:44 PM:
５０厘米长，直径２０厘米以下的，叫小．
以上的，叫大．
Originally posted by 流浪的萝卜糕 at 2005-7-5 17:27:
汗
你确定单位是厘米吗？
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-5 15:44:
５０厘米长，直径２０厘米以下的，叫小．
以上的，叫大．
Originally posted by STROM at 2005-7-6 12:03 AM:
大腿......
Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 06:40 AM:
喜欢你的女性也会迎合你的。无论心理还是生理。
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-5 11:46 PM:
如果就是超级小呢．．．
小生问embarassed
Originally posted by 谁这么讨厌！ at 2005-7-6 06:49 AM:
切了。。。。
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-5 11:50 PM:
mad.gif再小也是肉啊．．．
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-5 23:46:
如果就是超级小呢．．．
小生问embarassed
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 00:46:
如果就是超级小呢．．．
小生问embarassed
Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 06:51 AM:
可以是合成的，也可以是全生物的~~
Originally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-6 06:51 AM:
那就要靠表情取胜了...
Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-5 23:51:
可以是合成的，也可以是全生物的~~
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-5 11:52 PM:
算了，还是自己的好．．．
Originally posted by 谁这么讨厌！ at 2005-7-6 06:53 AM:
无论大小
Originally posted by 谁这么讨厌！ at 2005-7-5 23:49:
切了。。。。
Originally posted by 谁这么讨厌！ at 2005-7-6 00:49:
切了。。。。
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 06:59 AM:
搓热了切吧，保存好，还能勉强用用
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-5 23:59:
搓热了切吧，保存好，还能勉强用用
bushuo.gifOriginally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 12:03 AM:
这样不流血也不感到痛，不信试试
:Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 01:03:
冰冻了切
这样不流血也不感到痛，不信试试
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 01:05:
俺家不缺图钉tired.gif
Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 07:03 AM:
这样不流血也不感到痛，不信试试
:han.gifOriginally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-6 12:07 AM:
活动铅笔总用的吧...?
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 07:05 AM:
俺家不缺图钉tired.gif
Originally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-6 07:07 AM:
活动铅笔总用的吧...?
Originally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-6 01:07:
活动铅笔总用的吧...?
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 00:10:
那么短的铅芯，刚塞进去，就掉出来了......
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 07:10 AM:
那么短的铅芯，刚塞进去，就掉出来了......
夹不住啊
[ Last edited by Eric on 2005-7-6 at 01:11 ]
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 00:10:
那么短的铅芯，刚塞进去，就掉出来了......
夹不住啊
[ Last edited by Eric on 2005-7-6 at 01:11 ]
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 12:10 AM:
那么短的铅芯，刚塞进去，就掉出来了......
夹不住啊
[ Last edited by Eric on 2005-7-6 at 01:11 ]
Originally posted by 谁这么讨厌！ at 2005-7-6 01:14:
你最狠yes.gif
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 07:10 AM:
那么短的铅芯，刚塞进去，就掉出来了......
夹不住啊
[ Last edited by Eric on 2005-7-6 at 01:11 ]
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 00:12:
．．．．．．．．．．．．．．．！！！！！！！！！．．．
那也能写２个字啊．．５５５５
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 01:10:
那么短的铅芯，刚塞进去，就掉出来了......
夹不住啊
[ Last edited by Eric on 2005-7-6 at 01:11 ]
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 01:15:
．．．．．．
能不能给点好的职业，比如．．．牙签什么的kiss.gif
Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 07:16 AM:
X年X月X日？
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 07:16 AM:
你的手能抓住那么短的牙签？
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 12:15 AM:
．．．．．．
能不能给点好的职业，比如．．．牙签什么的kiss.gif
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 01:15:
．．．．．．
能不能给点好的职业，比如．．．牙签什么的kiss.gif
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 12:17 AM:
．．．给苍蝇做牙签总可以把．．．
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 01:17:
．．．给苍蝇做牙签总可以把．．．
Originally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-6 07:18 AM:
现在都用牙线了...
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 07:20 AM:
苍蝇不是万能的，它也有舔不着的东西
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 00:20:
．．．．．．能不能，参合一下做牙膏．．．kiss.gif
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 01:21:
．．．那我拿什么刀切它啊．．．汗．．．
Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 07:22 AM:
此帖一日不沉？
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 00:23:
所以要搓热了切，冷冻了，干脆练金钟罩吧
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 07:23 AM:
所以要搓热了切，冷冻了，干脆练金钟罩吧
Originally posted by Fatimah at 2005-7-6 01:24:
金钟套就可以了...
Originally posted by Fatimah at 2005-7-6 07:24 AM:
金钟套就可以了...
Originally posted by Eric at 2005-7-6 00:26:
你手执香烟，深情地望着他......
Originally posted by 偷猫吃的鱼 at 2005-7-6 07:26 AM:
苍蝇是舐吸式口器，木有牙，要牙签做甚？~~~~dozingoff.
Originally posted by 偷猫吃的鱼 at 2005-7-6 00:26:
苍蝇是舐吸式口器，木有牙，要牙签做甚？~~~~dozingoff.
Originally posted by Fatimah at 2005-7-6 07:27 AM:
你一定看出了眼神里有一丝满足后的疲惫...
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 00:25:
．．．等离子刀?
:Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 00:25:
．．．等离子刀?
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 00:27:
装酷
Originally posted by 右翼反日分子 at 2005-7-6 00:28:
．．．什么样的满足？．．．
Originally posted by sailorman at 2005-7-6 07:28 AM:
特水的那种~~
Originally posted by Fatimah at 2005-7-6 07:29 AM:
身心上的满足...
Originally posted by 偷猫吃的鱼 at 2005-7-6 07:29 AM:
小马哥？~~~~~ :o
Originally posted by 过河拆桥 at 2005-7-6 03:10:
回头一看，算了，还是自裁了把．．．
:Originally posted by foxtail_lb at 2005-7-6 14:22:
keshi ,zenme caineng zhidao daxiao ne? gang renshi de shihou zhijie wen renjia me?
Originally posted by Fatima at 2005-7-6 01:31 PM:
一起去游泳就好了...
不要去温水游泳池, 那样误差太大...
Originally posted by 借刀杀人 at 2005-7-6 16:35:
为什么不是ＦＫＫ
Originally posted by Fatimah at 2005-7-6 04:42 PM:
要有点经济头脑好不好, KOSTEN- UND GEWINNMANAGEMENT...
人家才露一点, 你要露三点, 现在的女孩太不懂得保护自己了撒...
Originally posted by foxtail_lb at 2005-7-6 17:09:
kk的主义不错,他全脱,我穿3点游泳衣就好了:)))))
Originally posted by foxtail_lb at 2005-7-6 14:22:
keshi ,zenme caineng zhidao daxiao ne? gang renshi de shihou zhijie wen renjia me?
Originally posted by kingliu1976 at 06:28 PM:
大和小就不要争论了，我认为无论大和小，最主要是对方的感受，就是什么东西都要配套，不配套，不合适，都是白搭的，你就是大的无边，不合适，或者不喜欢也无用，你就是小的可怜，但是小的可爱，那mm也是爱你到死！ ...
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