（都是美国人编的，大家别当真，乐呵乐呵就得了，没有种族歧视的意思。）
1、
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
每一本墨西哥烹饪教材上，头三个字都一样，是什么字儿？
“偷只鸡”
2、
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.
当一个墨西哥人洗澡的时候，是什么情况？
奇迹
3、
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.
一群墨西哥人在山下跑，发生了什么事情？
越狱。
4、
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
为什么墨西哥没有奥运代表队？
因为能跑、能跳、能游泳的墨西哥人都在美国了。
5、
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
为什么基督耶稣没有诞生在墨西哥？
因为他找不到三个聪明人，更找不到一个处女。
6、
What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
墨西哥人最伟大的发明是什么？
太阳能手电筒。
7、
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
为什么墨西哥人总要把豆子炖两遍？
难道你看到过墨西哥人能第一次就把事情办好么？
8、
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it's probably yours!
如果你看到墨西哥人骑自行车，你怎么做？
跟着他，因为那自行车可能是你的。
9、
Why are Mexicans so short?
When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."
为什么墨西哥人这么矮小？
因为在他们小时候，他们的父母说：“等你长大了，你就得工作”
10、
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
一个没有割草机的墨西哥人，应该叫什么？
“失业者”。
11、
AnArab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway.The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and thenthrows the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through thegun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those wherehe is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.
TheFrenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws itout the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchmansays they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care whathappens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.
一个阿拉伯人、一个法国人、一个美国人在一辆车里，阿拉伯人拿出一把AK47,往外边扫射了一阵子，就把枪也从窗户扔了出去，美国人问他为什么把AK47扔了，阿拉伯人说：“AK47，我们有的是。”
法国人开了一瓶葡萄酒，喝了几口就从窗户扔了出去，美国人又问为什么，法国人说：“葡萄酒，我们有的是”
美国人想了想，就打开窗户，把墨西哥人扔了出去。
12、
Alittle Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. Heputs his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says,"Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says,"Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says,"Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face andsays, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother'sroom and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slapshim in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says,"See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies,"Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hateyou Mexicans!"
一个墨西哥小孩来到厨房，把面粉涂到脸上，对他妈妈说：“看，我是个白人小孩儿了！”，他妈就打了他两个嘴巴然后说：“去让你爸爸看看”；小孩就去他爸爸的房间，说“爸爸你看，我是个白人小孩儿了”，他爸爸也打了他一个嘴巴然后说：“去让你奶奶看看”，他去奶奶的房间，说“奶奶你看，我是个白人小孩儿了！”，他奶奶也打了他一个嘴巴。于是他妈妈问他：“怎么样？你学到什么东西没有？”，小孩儿说：“是的，我不过才当了五分钟的白人，我已经开始恨你们这些墨西哥人了！”
13、
why do mexicans put there names on their car
so they dont steal them
为什么墨西哥人要把名字写在自己的汽车上？
那样，他们就不会把自己的车当成别人的车偷了。
14、
what do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
they both take your money and don't work.
墨西哥人和自动售货机有什么共同之处？
他们都收你的钱，但是不给你东西。
15、
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
为什么墨西哥孩子在美国的学校周围闲逛，就像在自己家一样？
因为他们的爸爸建造了学校，而他们的妈妈在打扫学校。
16、
What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
墨西哥人最喜欢的运动项目是什么？
穿越国境线。
17、
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
一个墨西哥人和一桶大便有什么区别？
桶。
18、
What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
一个比萨饼和一个墨西哥人有什么区别？
一个比萨饼能让一家人吃饱。
19、
Ifthere was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do youthink would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, ordumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.
如果有一个迷宫，里边有一百万美元，你认为谁会赢的这钱？复活节兔子、圣诞老人、勤奋的墨西哥人还是懒惰的墨西哥人？
懒惰的墨西哥人，因为其他的选项在这个世界上根本就不存在。
20、
Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
Because it says
为什么墨西哥人不会三个一伙的穿越边境线？
因为边境线上有警示牌“no trespassing”（禁止非法进入）。
------------------------- ----（tres在西班牙语中是“3”的意思。）作者: xk125521 时间: 2010-4-22 12:43
