SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.
社会主义：
你有两只奶牛，
你把一只送给你的邻居
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
共产主义：
你有两只奶牛
政府把两只都牵走，然后给你一些牛奶
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
法西斯主义：
你有两只奶牛
政府把两只都牵走，然后卖给你一些牛奶
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.
纳粹主义：
你有两只奶牛
政府把两只都牵走，然后开枪把你杀死。
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...。
官僚主义：
你有两只奶牛
政府把两只都牵走，把一只杀死，另一只用来挤奶，再把牛奶扔掉
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
超现实主义：
你有两只长颈鹿
政府让你去上口琴课
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.。
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM安然公司式的投机资本主义
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.
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A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
一个法国公司：
你有两只奶牛
你罢工，策划骚乱，因为你想得到三只奶牛
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.。
You decide to have lunch.
一个意大利公司：
你有两只奶牛，但是你不知道他们在哪儿
你决定去吃午饭。
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.。
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
一个瑞士公司：
你有五千只奶牛，但是他们都不属于你。
你向奶牛的主人收储存管理费，
A CHINESE CORPORATION一个中国公司
You have two cows.你有两只奶牛
You have 300 people milking them.你有三百个工人来给它们挤奶
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
（这个我也没看懂）
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
一个印度公司：
你有两只奶牛
你把它们当神来崇拜
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One is mad the other has foot and mouth. www.csuchen.de/
一个英国公司：
你有两只奶牛
一只得了疯牛病另一只得了口蹄疫
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy.... www.csuchen.de/
