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作者: 小胖仔    时间: 2007-7-18 14:18     标题: 练练英语听力 i wanna。。。。

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The Italian man who went to Malta

One day i am going to Malta to bigger hotell
In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pieces (pisses) of toast
She brings me only one piece (piss)
I tell her i wanna two pieces (piss)
She says go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I want two pieces (piss) on my plate
She say you better no piss on the plate
You son of a bitch!
I dont even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a bitch

Later

I go to eat at a bigger resturant
The waitress bring me a spoon and
a knife, but no fork!
I tell her i wanna the fork (fuck)
She tellin me everyone wanna fuck
I tell her you dont understand
I wanna fork (fuck) on the table
She say you better not fuck on the table
You son of a bitch!

So i go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheets on the bed
Call the manager and im tellin him i wanna sheet (shit)!
He tellin me go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I wanna sheet (shit) on my bed!
He say you better not shit on my bed
You son of you bitch!

I go to the check out
and the man in the desk says
Peace on you, i said piss on you too
you son of a bitch!
Im goin back to Italy

[ 本帖最后由 小胖仔 于 2007-7-18 15:19 编辑 ]
作者: 欺负大象    时间: 2007-7-18 17:27

不是一般的老了
作者: 全攻全守    时间: 2007-7-18 20:20

来自银河系之外的小胖
作者: 小胖仔    时间: 2007-7-19 00:13

too old
3 old
作者: chinesehejing    时间: 2007-7-19 07:40

maybe it is for old(people) like me
作者: 珍妮冬冬    时间: 2007-7-20 12:54






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