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标题: Restroom Poetry [打印本页]

作者: laozhang77 时间: 2006-12-17 17:20 标题: Restroom Poetry

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Some people come here to take a shit,
I came here to leave one.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bull shit on the walls

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to **** out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away

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