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作者: johnsilver    时间: 2006-9-19 17:21     标题: 找了半个多小时,终于从mop找到牛帖子了

Proof that Girls are evil



1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
See? I told you. :)

it's right. girls are evils.
so in my college life, I never fall in love with any girl. on the other hand, I don't study either.
because I suppose study is failure.
study = not failure (1)
not study = failure (2)
(1)+(2),then you can get:
(1+not)study = (1+not)failure
study = failure

so, never study.
never study and love girls
作者: 桑子    时间: 2006-9-19 18:09

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作者: johnsilver    时间: 2006-9-19 18:09

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作者: 桑子    时间: 2006-9-19 18:11

可是对boys也成立啊

1: First we state that boys require money and time

Boys= Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Boys = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Boys= (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that
Boys= Evil
See? I told you.
作者: johnsilver    时间: 2006-9-19 18:13

明显不对啊,出去约会的时候花钱都是boy啊~~所以boy只等于time
作者: 桑子    时间: 2006-9-19 18:19

对我来说Boys= Time x Money
作者: johnsilver    时间: 2006-9-19 18:20

哇,不会吧~~出去约会你付帐??
作者: johnsilver    时间: 2006-9-19 18:21

等等,貌似最近出去吃饭都是mm请我的,嘿嘿~~~
作者: 桑子    时间: 2006-9-19 18:22

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AA啦,不过不约会就不用花额外的钱

所以依然Boys= Time x Moneylol.giflol.giflol.gif
作者: 宫女    时间: 2006-9-20 09:19

原帖由 johnsilver 于 2006-9-19 19:13 发表
明显不对啊,出去约会的时候花钱都是boy啊~~所以boy只等于time
好像是自愿的吧,你问问哪个boy会在约会时让girl花钱,就算girl真的想花的话。
所以说,自愿的东西不要抱怨,有种你别干lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif
作者: 天空1030    时间: 2006-9-20 11:57

:han.gif原来是Money,一开始开成了Monkey~~~~




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