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标题: 外國的老爸這樣...回答他的孩子 [打印本页]

作者: 小狗不乖    时间: 2006-7-7 08:24     标题: 外國的老爸這樣...回答他的孩子

>> >>Subject: 外國的老爸這樣...回答他的孩子!
>> >>
>> >>*How did I come into this world?(我是怎麼來到這世界的?)*
>> >>*下次有小孩問你時,不用再害羞了,這個解答非常好*
>> >>
>> >>*Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...*
>> >>*週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了...*
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>*"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"*
>> >>*「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」*
>> >>
>> >>*"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."*
>> >>*「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」*
>> >>
>> >>*"So why not today? Please!"*
>> >>*「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」*
>> >>
>> >>*"OK, but listen carefully."*
>> >>*「好吧,你仔細聽著!」*
>> >>
>> >>*"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.*
>> >>*「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識,*
>> >>*In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.*
>> >>*並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結,*
>> >>*Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.*
>> >>*那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料,*
>> >>*When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.*
>> >>*當我完成上傳時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆,*
>> >>*Since it was too late to cancel or delete,*
>> >>*因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,*
>> >>
>> >>*nine months later we ended up with a virus."*
>> >>*就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」*
作者: 武扬    时间: 2006-7-7 08:44

不好小, 怎么可以说成是病毒




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