标题: NO FIREWALL [打印本页] 作者: 黄药师 时间: 2006-3-17 09:59 标题: NO FIREWALL
NO FIREWALL
Little Johnny: Daddy, how was I born?
Dad: Son, I guess one day you will find out anyway.
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. I set up a date with her via e-mail, and we met at a cyber-cafe. There we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used
a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later
a blessed little pop-up appeared and said, "You've got male!"