标题: joke zz Warning for wives [打印本页] 作者: Guo 时间: 2005-12-8 00:37 标题: joke zz Warning for wives
Warning for wives: throw away all the clothes
> that have become too small for you!
>
>
> The wife comes home early & finds her husband
> in their bedroom having sex with a young woman!
>
> "You pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this
> to me, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
> house, I want a divorce!"
>
> The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute!
> Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
>
> "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will
> hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
>
> The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young
> lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and
allowed
> her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and
very
> dirty. She mentioned that she hadn't eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion, I
> brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last
night
> that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor
> thing, practically devours them.
>
> Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was
> showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
her clothes
> away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you've
had
> for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they're too tight on
> you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and
you
> don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that
my
> sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to bother my
sister and I
> also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
you
> never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
>
> The husband continues his story . . . . .
>
> "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When
> we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her
eyes,
> she asks me:
> "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
>
